For Serious

jedavu:

Dysfunctional Objects Reflect The Frustrating Experiences We Face In Life. Created by Swiss artist Fabian Bürgy.

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heretowin:

itslaroneppl:

exquisitdreams:

clarknokent:

ooohasiaxxx:

hunterssubmissiveluna:

The fuck…

Omg

"Ummm my nigga I ain’t about to be walkin."

bruh I’m not finna be stranded somewhere wit yo ass

i let them know quick that I DONT PUSH CARS

My brother….
And he runs our of gas all the time. Then gets the car towed to a gas station

heretowin:

itslaroneppl:

exquisitdreams:

clarknokent:

ooohasiaxxx:

hunterssubmissiveluna:

The fuck…

Omg

"Ummm my nigga I ain’t about to be walkin."

bruh I’m not finna be stranded somewhere wit yo ass

i let them know quick that I DONT PUSH CARS

My brother….

And he runs our of gas all the time. Then gets the car towed to a gas station

enemaroberts:

iminhisbackpack:

iamthekingofsassgard:

Do you ever just look at someone and think
“I’m glad your parents had sex”

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telapathetic:

cos you and i we were born to die

(Source: sheaproxy, via themonsooonchild)

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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blue-author:

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

Somebody who calls themselves a “molecular gastronomer” came up with this, I’m sure of it.

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First calligraphy attempt… #IthinkIDidOkay #moretocome #iA

First calligraphy attempt… #IthinkIDidOkay #moretocome #iA